Ochs Oil Company

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Gas price increase humor !!!!

So, you think a gallon of gasoline is expensive?

Diet Snapple 16oz for $1.29 = $10.32 per gallon
Lipton Ice Tea 16oz for $1.19 = $ 9.52 per gallon
Gatorade 20oz for $1.59 = $ 10.17 per gallon
Ocean Spray 16oz for $1.25 = $ 10.00 per gallon
Pint of milk 16oz for $1.59 = $12.72 per gallon
STP Brake Fluid 12oz for $3.15 = $ 33.60 per gallon
Vick's Nyquil 6oz for $8.35 = $ 178.13 per gallon
Pepto Bismol 4oz for $3.85 = $123.20 per gallon
Whiteout 7oz for $1.39 = $25.42 per gallon
Scope 1.5oz for $0.99 = $ 84.48 per gallon

And the REAL KICKER......
Evian water 9oz for $1.49 = $ 21.19 per gallon
.....$21.19 FOR WATER!!

So next time you're at the pump,
be glad your car doesn't run on
Nyquil, Scope or Whiteout!!!!